We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88

Independent hotel · Guest score 9.1/10

About this hotel

Central Location in Lisbon Located in the heart of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists offers comfortable air-conditioned rooms, a charming garden, and free WiFi for guests to stay connected. The property also boasts a shared lounge, terrace, and a bar, providing the perfect setting for relaxation and socializing. Diverse Amenities With a nightclub and shared kitchen on-site, guests can enjoy a variety of entertainment options and culinary experiences during their stay. The accommodation ensures convenience by providing bed linen in all units and multilingual staff at the reception, fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, ready to assist with any inquiries. Nearby Attractions Explore Lisbon's iconic landmarks such as Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, and St. George's Castle, all within close proximity to the hostel. For seamless travel, take advantage of the paid airport shuttle service offered by the property for a stress-free journey. Book your stay at We Hate F Tourists now to experience the best of Lisbon!

Highlights

Central Lisbon Location

Stay close to iconic landmarks like Commerce Square and St. George's Castle, in the heart of the vibrant Lisbon neighborhood.

Comfort & Service

Enjoy air-conditioned rooms, multilingual staff, and free WiFi, ensuring a comfortable and connected stay.

Unique Amenities & Dining

Experience a lively atmosphere with a nightclub, shared kitchen, terrace, and bar for socializing and entertainment.

Facilities

Parking
Street parking

All 47 facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
24-hour front desk
Terrace
Garden
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage
Safety deposit box
Bar
Tour desk
Games room
Sun terrace
Daily housekeeping
Designated smoking area
Shared lounge/TV area
Board games/puzzles
Concierge service
Shared kitchen
Lockers
Evening entertainment
Nightclub/DJ
Entertainment staff
Outdoor furniture
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
Guest rooms disinfected between stays
Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
Cashless payment available
Fire extinguishers
First aid kit available
Invoice provided
Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
Smoke alarms
CCTV outside property
CCTV in common areas
Face masks for guests available
24-hour security
Key card access
Tour/class on local culture
Themed dinner nights
Pub crawls
Happy hour

Check-in & checkout

Check-in: 03:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Check-out: 12:00 PM

Rooms & rates

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Guest sentiment

Cleanliness9.2
The room and facility is nice and clean.
Service9.7
Staff were very friendly and helpful; personal showed dedication and went the extra mile.
Location9.2
Excellent location; some reviews mentioned a slight hill access.
Room Quality8.7
Mixed reviews; good facilities but some noise reported near bathrooms.
Amenities9.2
Amazing rooftop view and good communal areas.
Value for Money9.2
Great value for the price, especially with the amenities provided.
Food and Beverage8.7
Not specifically mentioned but standard for this hotel tier.
Overall Experience9.3
Outstanding experience; highly recommended.

Guest reviews

So clean, so friendly, so welcoming … Really social but also a lot of privacy! Every guest is treated with a lot of respect. I was sad to leave ! Thank you for this extraordinary stay.
So clean, so friendly, so welcoming … Really social but also a lot of privacy! Every guest is treated with a lot of respect. I was sad to leave ! Thank you for this extraordinary stay.
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Daniel · 10/10

The hostel is amazing! Everything looks brand new and the space is extremely clean! The location is great and the reception staff were super friendly and helpful. Really social but also a lot of privacy! Every guest is treated with a lot of respect. I was sad to leave ! Thank you for this extraordinary stay.
The hostel is amazing! Everything looks brand new and the space is extremely clean! The location is great and the reception staff were super friendly and helpful. Really social but also a lot of privacy! Every guest is treated with a lot of respect. I was sad to leave ! Thank you for this extraordinary stay.
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Daniel · 10/10

Environment, facilities, and supporting services
Environment, facilities, and supporting services
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Jiawei Rong · 9/10

The staff at the reception was amazing, very accommodating and friendly. The facilities were nice - generally clean and tidy, good value for the money.
The staff at the reception was amazing, very accommodating and friendly. The facilities were nice - generally clean and tidy, good value for the money.
Alexandra · 9/10

Brigitte · 9/10

Laura · 9/10

Yuriy · 10/10

Really nice and a walkable distance
Really nice and a walkable distance
It was a bit inside which had trash about
Jameson · 8/10